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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:21
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Music legend cancels concerts after coming out of retirement - Syracuse.com
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
German Shepherd's Attempt to 'Teach Human Baby to Howl' Couldn't Be More Perfect - Yahoo
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
A Year Out From the World Cup, the USMNT Looks Unprepared to Defend Home Turf - The Ringer
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Why was Meghan Markle's Emmy nomination revoked, and how will it impact her Hollywood career?
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
In the Belly of This Beast, a Major Find - Newser
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Unacceptable again!
Is it possible to run away from home at 16? What are some essential items to bring for survival?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Physicists create 'the world's smallest violin' using nanotechnology - Phys.org
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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New Clues Emerge on How Life Survived 'Snowball Earth' - ScienceAlert
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors